So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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