he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I need to calm my uterus...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
