doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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