Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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