New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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