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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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