Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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