Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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