Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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