Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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