You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
