No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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