This show inspires me to have sex in space
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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