Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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