i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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