I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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