I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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