so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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