i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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