She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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