Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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