what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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