Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
