Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
we're so committed to being not committed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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