I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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