all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
As shirtless as possible
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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