I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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