You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The air was thick with penises
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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