Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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