I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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