you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I am one with the molecules
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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