I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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