he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She bit a glass in half.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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