He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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