I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Vodka?
Forever.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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