What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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