my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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