I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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