Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wish you could order shots online.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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