stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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