dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Text me some of your sweat
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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