Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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