is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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