who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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