"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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