This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
