I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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