I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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