Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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