Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
