Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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